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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

Glimpses at a “What your favorite ship says about you” video from a cursed universe:

(A parody of @doubleca5t‘s “What your favorite ship says about you” videos)

  • You really like A/B/O dynamics
  • You really like A/B/O dynamics, but you don’t know what “A/B/O” means
  • Your ideal Hallmark movie is about an aging widow and an aging widower finding love again
  • You know what’s better than one sad, aging widow? Two sad aging widows
  • Your ideal Hallmark movie is about an estranged couple learning to love each other again
  • You think lovers-to-enemies is a severely underused trope
  • You’re just here for the hate-sex
  • You made too many DILF jokes, and now they’re not jokes anymore
  • You read Serious Literature, but exclusively the kind about middle-aged men having affairs with younger women
  • You think the beach episode contained crucial character development
  • You liked the beach episode, but not for the character development
  • You can only ship a problematic character after five pages of discourse and a redemption arc
  • You think redemption arcs are highly overrated
  • You are a purist villainfucker; you think people who only like hot villains are poseurs
  • This is your favorite ship, but you still have its tag on Tumblr blacklisted
  • You have an entire chart dedicated to tracking this ship, and it includes the words “love dodecahedron”
  • You are Christian
  • You are extremely Christian
  • You’re just horny for nuns
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plum-soup
mclennonyaoi

“it’s weird for queer minors to be friends with queer adults” oh my god. ohhh my god.

mclennonyaoi

intergenerational community support, especially in a community that is split so much age wise as the queer community, is immensely fucking important. get to know older queers and younger queers. this is how communities frazzle out and die to infighting.

mclennonyaoi

the hypothetical queer adult that people are mad over in the post this is refrencing is 35 years old. only 35.

throwup-dust

its weird for any minors to be friends with any adults, queer or not. There should be no reason why unrelated adults or minors should be making close relationships in any sense outside of professional ones. I understand wanting education, but they can be taught when they are adults as well.

mclennonyaoi

is this a joke.

notemily

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gamer-crow

If you believe there is something inherently wrong with adults being friends with teens, you've been brainwashed into believing that every adult sees youth as a form solicitation.

This makes you part of the problem.

generation gap The Discourse queue post
plum-soup
spaceboytoy

The atomic bombings did not save lives. They didn’t end the war. The Japanese leadership didn’t even respond to them. We had already so thoroughly brutalized Japan at that point that the loss of two medium sized cities was a drop in the bucket. We annihilated over 30 Japanese cities before we dropped the bombs. The real reason we dropped them was to demonstrate to the Soviets that we had them. The Japanese surrendered because the Soviets were also about to launch an invasion and the Japanese Empire knew they’d get better terms negotiating with us.

lordofallpacs

Isn't this just reverse saying trans men can't wear skirts? Is it not the exact same thing?

spaceboytoy

What.

Japan World War II history queue post
leander-ligo
damnfool-of-a-took

we hunt the mighty pasta BEAST

and breadsticks are its BONES

ALFREDO FLOWS inside its veins

its organs are CALZONES

damnfool-of-a-took

LASAGNA plates its armored hide

and should the hero dare

you'll find the noisome Jaws are strung

with garlic angel hair

oscillatingheatpipe

The poem is written in common hymn meter (alternating lines of 8 and 6 syllables, usually iambs), so there are many possible tunes you can use to sing it:

  • Amazing Grace
  • Pokemon theme song
  • Gilligan's Island theme
  • House of the Rising Sun
  • O Little Town of Bethlehem
  • Joy to the World

Feel free to add any favorites!

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