Glimpses at a “What your favorite ship says about you” video from a cursed universe:
(A parody of @doubleca5t‘s “What your favorite ship says about you” videos)
- You really like A/B/O dynamics
- You really like A/B/O dynamics, but you don’t know what “A/B/O” means
- Your ideal Hallmark movie is about an aging widow and an aging widower finding love again
- You know what’s better than one sad, aging widow? Two sad aging widows
- Your ideal Hallmark movie is about an estranged couple learning to love each other again
- You think lovers-to-enemies is a severely underused trope
- You’re just here for the hate-sex
- You made too many DILF jokes, and now they’re not jokes anymore
- You read Serious Literature, but exclusively the kind about middle-aged men having affairs with younger women
- You think the beach episode contained crucial character development
- You liked the beach episode, but not for the character development
- You can only ship a problematic character after five pages of discourse and a redemption arc
- You think redemption arcs are highly overrated
- You are a purist villainfucker; you think people who only like hot villains are poseurs
- This is your favorite ship, but you still have its tag on Tumblr blacklisted
- You have an entire chart dedicated to tracking this ship, and it includes the words “love dodecahedron”
- You are Christian
- You are extremely Christian
- You’re just horny for nuns
